Heck Yes

cars, why?!

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I’ll try to recall this gif next time I’m cursing ventra/CTA and vowing to buy my very own ride

humansofnewyork:

"What’s the hardest part about being a Dad?" “Probably just realizing that my time with him is going to run out.”

humansofnewyork:

"What’s the hardest part about being a Dad?"
“Probably just realizing that my time with him is going to run out.”

not only is this so relevant, especially for me in a bro-world work environment, but also such a great delivery. via a cup of jo

Need this. Oh Bey. Not to mention Life is But a Dream is a mere day away.

Golden Globes plans for tonight prepared by my two favorite show ladies - 

                               

  • Drink any time an actress cries in a speech.
  • Drink any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage.
  • Drink any time someone says, “I didn’t prepare anything!”
  • Eat a meatball sub any time someone thanks Harvey Weinstein.
  • Take off an article of clothing any time they show Judi Dench.
  • Take off an article of clothing any time Maggie Smith wins.

So, see you drunk and sockless on Sunday. BYO meat products.

(Source: vulture.com)

getting close, very close. I think I heard this on Big Love but it feels very Christmas-y

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Unwritten rules of society. I’d like to add a few more. Don’t yell on your cell phone while on the subway; you’re underground, give it up. No butting in line at sprint stores, that’s a line that cannot be messed with. Don’t walk around in loud heels or shoes if you have apartment neighbors below you. Don’t walk slowly in narrow hallways. Don’t stop to check your phone in the middle of the sidewalk or pause at the top of an escalator. Never violate the 10 item rule for the Express line. C’mon people.

This is my favorite thing in while - a Thai artist wanted to break the personal space of everyone engrossed in their own private worlds and remind them of their shared, public space. He’d yell out words and capture the first reaction of MRT riders yanked away from their smartphones… Omelette!

via Sho & Tell

C’est Vendredi enfin! Oui oui ohh la la. Just getting fancy for le weekend.

I’ll be practicing gorging.

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terrysdiary:

Obama at my studio& GO VOTE!

my favorite photo of Barry from the past 4 years.

Kate, we have to go back! just kidding, but cool pictures from maho beach